Retirees Pen Set

For the person who just handed in their badge, cleared out their desk, and has absolutely no plans to be anywhere at 8am ever again. The Retirees Pen Set is five pens  — and everyone they know is going to want to celebrate with them.

Featuring phrases that only the retired will truly understand:

DAYS OF THE WEEK DON'T MATTER

NOT MY CIRCUS, NOT MY CO-WORKERS

THE BEST YEARS START NOW

FREEDOM LOOKS GOOD ON YOU

FINALLY HAPPY ON A MONDAY